Horrible Creatures Of Funky Frights Horrorhouse
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Foxcrow
Foxcrow is the earliest addition to the haunted attraction, the host of a corn maze filled with the totally fake spirits of past visitors who died of fright.
Legends say that he holds the spirit of one of the co-founders and may or may not spontaneously combust during the harvest moon.
All such rumors are to be dismissed as false under further verification is provided, and any sightings of levitating cyan orbs or ghostly calls are
to be reported to park staff.
Fun Fact: Mr. Cornwall has been fireproofed following the Fire Of '92, rendering all claims of spontaneous combustion ludicrous.
Mr. Bones
Mr. Bones is the tour guide of Funky Fright's crown jewel: the Funky Frights Haunted House! He is garunteed to give you the frights of your life in
our multi-story haunted house, with everyhting from swamp-dwelling snakemen to insectoid vampires to electrical mummies, all in one grand experience! Note to Visitors: Contrary to claims made by the American Paranormal Research Administration, Mr. Bones is a paid actor, not, in fact, a Tupla in the guise
of the Grim Reaper.
Fun Fact: Mr. Bones is to be refered to as a "Spectre" rather than a tulpa or undead abomination.
PumpKin
PumpKin is the manager of Funky Fright's Pumpkin Patch, where good little children can pick pumpkins for Halloween.
He'll even help you pick one out, since he technically IS the patch! Visitors are asked to keep any companions under the age of 16 within sight, and to
avoid any shifting plant growths. Visitors are also asked not to interfere with the Trimmers, who are tasked with keeping PumpKin nice and pruned for visiting guests. Any claims of PumpKin-related dissapereances are mere speculation.
Fun Fact: PumpKin is a botanical entity created by co-founder Terrance Hillson in 1983, prior to the founding of the park.
Honky The Clown
Honky is the overseer of our amazing House Of Mirrors, which nevers fails to provide a Fun-Ky Time for the whole family! And always remember to
avoid the Mirror Creatures that lurk inside, or you'll get a water balloon to the face! Any claims of real mirror creatures are false, as the exorcism of the
location was forcibly performed by the local parish in 1991. If you see a real Mirror Creature, please report the manifestation to park staff.
Fun Fact: Honky was once part of a travelling band, before his troupe was disbanded in 1975 on orders from the United States Paranormal Task Force, or U.S.P.T.F.